emisonislifelifeisemison:

It had to be done.


Struggles of an Emison shipper

tastypll:

  • Living off fan fiction and 5x05 gifs while you wait for the writers to pick up their game
  • Not being able to listen to any love song without relating it to them
  • The way they look at each other omg just kiss already
  • Constantly drifting off thinking about how they will get back together and the cute moments they will have also smut
  • Dealing with the haters who say Alison’s feelings aren’t genuine

sherox:

Emison is the only fictional couple I ship. Sorry not sorry.

sherox:

Emison is the only fictional couple I ship. Sorry not sorry.


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

(via alittlebitof-love)


(via amazed)


pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(via ebrolution)


catnipscarlet:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT! but paily is back together, alison dilaurentis is getting a negative image, caleb rivers is fresh out of a low budget horrow movie and mona vanderwaal is fucking dead.


#1 reason I cannot commit suicide

reflectionsofgalaxies:

FUCKING PRETTY LITTLE LAIRS! I REFUSE TO DIE BEFORE I GET EMISON. I MUST KNOW WHO ‘A’ IS BEFORE I TAKE MYSELF TO THE GRAVE.


leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via major-cosmic-shift)